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Is there life before the afterlife? As an ultra-geeked-out hermaphrodite researching my kind, I’ve downloaded so much from heaven’s library! Middlesex persons are more common than science has taught. My rainbow church embraces them. For centuries it was a naughty secret. Husbands embraced their wives’ extra features in silence. Once America imported the Nazi medical science, fashions became less modest, especially in swimming apparel. How many Middlesex babies perished? How many were experiments like me? Born Middlesex, they closed me up and sent me home as a ‘normal’ boy. Each time I acted like a sissy, Dad gave me shock treatment and typed up a report. The Human Servo-Adaptability Gene lets our minds control the body’s development. Since reading the research, my body has reacted to this truth. My ovaries are no longer dormant. I’m Middlesex. My best friend Colonel Karl flew us up to this secret base. My wife can’t handle my boobs. I’m a single futa hottie now, with growing

The Nutcracker King Dildo is the first installment in the Yuletide Horror Anthology.  When Louis Thwaite discovers an aged Nutcracker King doll in his local antique shop, he sees it as a potential centrepiece for his annual Christmas sex party. What ensues is a night of debauchery that Louis sees as the perfect opening party to the festive season. When his partner Matilda Oswald discovers the Nutcracker King doll in the aftermath of the kinky soiree, she soon becomes transfixed by the energy behind its deadpan eyes. Little does she know that beneath those wooden windows lurks an ancient soul that has been locked away for many an aeon, and Christmas will never be the same again.  The Nutcracker King Dildo is a short story that showcases the author's twisted sense of humour. Dale M. Chatwin brings you a story that will either tantalize your wicked sense of humour, or make you delete it from you kindle in sheer disgust.      So, this is Christmas, is it? Well, then, what be

A savagely satirical look at Christmas traditions in a science fiction setting where giving of yourself is taken to a literal extreme. This is not your typical Christmas story- this is Bizarro Fiction, so be prepared for weirdness! Lee Widener's latest excursion into Bizarro, following "David Bowie is Trying to Kill Me!" and "Rock N Roll Head Case," is another example of his unique style of Bizarro Fiction. Follow the Flortwire family as they celebrate Christmas in a far future world even stranger than our own! NOTE: This is a Kindle SINGLE, not a full novel, and in the great tradition of Christmas through the ages, it's overpriced for the holidays!      So, this is Christmas, is it? Well, then, what better time to unwrap a few nasty, rotten gift of blasphemous holiday joy! Yeah, it's gonna be dark, and weird, and quite possibly grossly offensive, but WTF . . . right? Damn, but this was Christma Mass-ively messed up and Seasonally surreal!

What can a suicidal teen fit in the holes of the hands of Jesus?  Will the devil be able to pull him from the path of righteousness?  Find out here! This is 5,200 words of hardcore gay erotica including BDSM, Oral, Righteous Sex, and terrifying dirty talk.      Let's see. It's Sunday, and you say it's also Christmas Eve? Well, then, what better time than now to kick off a few days blasphemous holiday fun! Yeah, it's gonna get dark, and weird, and quite possibly grossly offensive, but WTF . . . right? I know, I know, you're probably looking at the title - Nailed By Christ - and groaning as loud as I did when I first came across it in my holiday search ( although you may not quite be salivating a much ). The thing is, this is a tricky little read, a short story that really opens on a tender note before getting weirdly erotic. Jason Canteen seduces us into the story with the introduction of a devastatingly sad young man. He makes us feel this youn

Blending the new trend of monster erotica with the timeless tradition of ridiculously bad taste, Kevin Strange brings together a story only he can tell.  John Schmitt is a deeply closeted man, hiding his true feelings of lust from his wife's father for more than a decade. One fateful evening when John's car takes a plunge off the side of a bridge, John comes face to face with a man even more handsome and sultry than the object of his fancy: Jesus Christ. But as the two men make passionate love above John's dying body on their way toward the light of heaven, John reveals an appalling secret to the savior of all mankind. Will Jesus accept John's peculiar secret? Or will the son of God's own secret prove even more shocking than the one hiding inside John's pants?  Is gay Jesus erotica even a thing? It is now in this hot and messy erotic horror story by genre bending weirdo, Kevin Strange!      Let's see. It's Sunday, and you say it's also Chr

After a whirlwind romance in Paris and a wedding on top of the Eiffel tower, Akimi and his new husband return to Tokyo. Though his husband’s family starts out rather cold to him, the young housewife is determined to make them fall in love with him... Unbeknownst to him, he is a little too successful in this endeavor. When he realizes how his new family feels about him, how far will the sweet-natured boy be willing to go to make everyone happy? This is a fun, filthy romp that stretches the limits of male-on-male romance (and the uke’s anatomy). Please enjoy responsibly!      Before picking up Happy Family , I really did not know much about Yaoi fiction, manga or otherwise. For those of you who share my innocence, Yaoi fiction focuses on gay romances between a dominant seme and his submissive uke. What attracted me to the genre, of course, is the fact that the uke is often described as either sweetly androgynous or altogether effeminate. He is not a sissy, but very much a swee

"I knew I wasn’t like most people, but I didn’t know exactly what I was. It wasn’t until an event at “Club Deviant” that I realized my fears were solidly real and my life, as well as Julian’s, hung by a silken thread..." Jamie is a woman confused about who she is sexually. Her submissive side is constantly at war with her mouth. She becomes involved with Julian, a man with secrets of his own, who becomes her slave.  When two dominant men enter Jamie and Julian's life, Jamie's world begins to unravel. As she attempts to help Julian fight his battles, she unwitting puts herself in harm's way.      Although I found the style a bit jarring at times, with its abrupt transitions between character points-of-view, the darkness and the depth of  Saving Lady J  pulled me in. This is not BDSM spank-bank erotica, it's a genuine story that balances romance, drama, thriller, and erotica, all in equal measure. It's not always comfortable, and it sometimes go

Alexys Sans can't believe that the temple dig in Peru has uncovered evidence of the world's earliest polytheistic religion. It's the highlight of her career, but putting together the pieces of the carvings, statues, and paintings is proving harder than she imagined - the artifacts are a jigsaw puzzle of secrets, betrayal, and murder.  But a collapsed tunnel into a forgotten tomb leads her to the one person than can explain everything the goddess, Txaollix. Follow Alexys as she learns not only the story behind the lost temple, but what it means to truly worship and find the favor of a goddess.      OMG, I think I may have found a new favorite series! Imagine if you will a bisexual sort of Lara Croft by the name of Alexys Sans, working an archaeological dig deep in the jungles of Peru, and excavating the temple of a lost civilization. It’s a discovery that represents a completely unknown culture, and one with what appears to be deliberately damaged artwork and arti