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Dungeons & Drag Queens by MP Johnson

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What happens when a small town drag queen gets sucked into a realm of sword and sorcery and forced to do much more than lip-sync for her life?

After a weird wizard transports Sleazella LaRuse to the realm of Houmak, Green Bay's number one diva must battle to save her life and protect the lip-syncing, potty-mouthed persona she's worked so hard to cultivate. Will her bones be devoured by the gnawing nipple-mouths of slavwolves or crushed by the brutal Blada Femma? Worse yet, will she find love amongst the scum sailors and slopulating sky serpents? Will she win this glamorous game of thrones? The answer is clear in the most fierce and fabulous fantasy epic ever.



With a title like Dungeons & Drag Queens and a cover like that - seriously, blow it up and gaze in wonder at the detail! - there was no way I could possibly resist giving this a read, even if I was not already a fan of MP Johnson.

Much to my delight, this worked as a clever bit of Bizarro fun, a solid fantasy story, an…

The Firm Girls by Elizabeth Ravenswood

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Samantha Layne is a young lawyer who'll do anything to impress the partners at her all-female firm, where pantyhose are mandatory and special late night meetings are a daily occurrence. When she finally makes partner, she discovers a shocking secret about her firm. 

The partners are all futanari, and now she is too! 

With her newfound interests and abilities, she'll discover pleasures she never dreamed of, starting with the silky legs of her coworkers and her stripper roommate.



"to be a good lawyer you [have] to think like a woman and fuck people like a man"The Firm Girls is the story of Samantha Layne, a young lawyer from a lesbian law firm, with a lesbian roommate, whose first big case involves a lesbian leader of the Satanic Sisterhood of San Francisco, who is suing to place an erotic lesbian monument next to a Nativity Scene on city property. Oh, and it turns out the lesbian law firm has a hard, throbbing secret, one given to them by their long-term client.

With all…

Body Rides by Richard Laymon

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Neal has been carrying a gun in his car lately—just to be safe. And it looks like it's a good thing he has. When he spots a woman tied naked to a tree and a man ready to kill her, he has no choice but to shoot the attacker. As a reward, the woman gives Neal something unimaginable.

Neal's reward is a bracelet. A very special bracelet. It enables its wearer to step inside other people, to see through their eyes, to feel whatever they feel. To take "body rides." But Neal has a big problem. The man he shot isn't dead. And he wants revenge. First he's going to finish what he started with the woman. Then he's going after Neal...



Richard Laymon books are the literary equivalent of watching a low-budget slasher flick while riding a dilapidated old roller coaster – a deliciously enjoyable thrill ride that doesn’t require much from the reader, other than to strap in, hold tight, and enjoy.

Body Rides is pretty much your standard Laymon tale, but still a ton of deprave…

Fifty Shades of Hell: An Extreme Horror Story by Tim Miller

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WARNING: An Extreme Horror story. Not intended for sensitive audiences

Bruce and Karen have finally purchased their dream house, or so they thought. Plagued by visits from the ghost of the beautiful Melissa, Bruce is captivated and can’t stop slipping into the attic to see her. Soon Bruce becomes entangled in Melissa’s web of ecstasy and agony.

When Karen sets out to rescue her husband from Melissa’s grasp, she brings in a psychic and a team of ghost hunters to help her save her husband. The only question is, does he even want to be set free from the grip of the Dead Girl in this tale where Fifty Shades meets Hellraiser?



The cover blurb calls this "Fifty Shades meets Hellraiser," which is an apt description. It has all the sadomasochistic erotica of the latter, and all the narrative flair and literary depth of the former. Fifty Shades of Hell is dark, cruel, violent, erotic, and disgusting, but it's a visceral experience that ultimately feels empty.

Tim Miller does some exc…

Half-Man Half-Horse, All Love by Stix Hiscock

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No one ever said that the life of a fairy pixie mushroom farmer and unicorn rancher would be an easy one. And I should know. Because I am a fairy pixie mushroom farmer and unicorn rancher. And my life isn't easy. 

I spend all my time alone on the farm with my Pa, who's very protective of me, and won't let me go out and find true love like I secretly wish to. That all changes one night when a tentacle vampire attacks our barn, and kills one of our unicorns. Pa sends me to an auction in town to go and get a replacement for our loss, but I'm swept up with passion at the moment a centaur walks up on stage- half man, half horse, and completely dazzling... 

The two of us share a moment, and I bid on him before I can stop myself. I use the defense that he'll be able to ward off any future attacks from tentacle vampires, and Pa reluctantly accepts it. But really, my ulterior motive as I ride him back to the farm is that I want him to ride me- hard... And bareback... Is this …

Middlesex: Powerfully Embodying PanGender by Jessica Mandella

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Is there life before the afterlife? As an ultra-geeked-out hermaphrodite researching my kind, I’ve downloaded so much from heaven’s library! Middlesex persons are more common than science has taught. My rainbow church embraces them.

For centuries it was a naughty secret. Husbands embraced their wives’ extra features in silence. Once America imported the Nazi medical science, fashions became less modest, especially in swimming apparel.

How many Middlesex babies perished? How many were experiments like me? Born Middlesex, they closed me up and sent me home as a ‘normal’ boy. Each time I acted like a sissy, Dad gave me shock treatment and typed up a report.

The Human Servo-Adaptability Gene lets our minds control the body’s development.
Since reading the research, my body has reacted to this truth. My ovaries are no longer dormant. I’m Middlesex. My best friend Colonel Karl flew us up to this secret base. My wife can’t handle my boobs. I’m a single futa hottie now, with growing super powers…

Triangulum Stain by Moctezuma Johnson

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Something has crashed in the desert. Aliens? Clones? Robots? What is it? The government is on the scene. WIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is a chemical agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster, a clone. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce and takeover the world. This is a tale of colonization, of sentient sex toys, and how some Superhero Women in Tight Sexy Latex try desperately (and I do mean desperately!) to stop the invasion.

Triangulum Stain is a smutpunk story about how a team of scientists created to stop outbreaks long before this agent lands in Arizona are fighting against their own lab's doomsday clock. It…